The weirdest thing happened to me just a bit ago...
I was driving down the freeway headed to the mall to pick up my chitlins when a red Ford Explorer blew past me. Then out of nowhere he slams on his brakes and slows way down until he is even with me.
I started to get a little nervous when this young soldier rolled down his window and started yelling at me....
What did I do? Is something wrong with the truck? Is it because I was on my phone (my bad....damn blue-tooth!) I was freaking out.
So I roll down my window...still driving 70MPH down the highway...and he yells "I just wanted to tell you that you are F**king BEAUTIFUL!!!!!"
HUH?
He yelled it twice more before it sunk in.
In the midst of my laughter I almost missed my exit...but thankfully caught it at the last minute!
As if that alone wasn't enough...it gets better...
I pull into the mall parking lot and tell the kids to load up. When out of nowhere Tyler yells "WHOA! Someone just got in a wreck behind you!"
I turn around and to my utter shock and amazement....it was the guy from the freeway!!!!
Remember now...I almost missed my exit...let alone HIM who had to have zipped across 3 lanes to make it!
And then, the poor guy, following me into the parking lot slams into another car!
The worst was that I had to make a U-turn to get out of the lot.
As I drove by him I smiled and waved....
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You are hilarious.....that has never happened to me on the freeway...lucky dog!!!
Funny thing! 49 years ago I was on my way to the dr when pg with your mom two guys followed me all the way there and when i got out of the car they said aw s--t she's pregnant & roared away. I guess when ya got it ya got it. Now they just laugh and point, i think that's what it is with the middle finger, could i be wrong? lovya grma
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