Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness (and all that jazz)...

Being a stay-at-home mom isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Don't get me wrong...I'm more than thankful for the time that it allows me to vacuum, fold clothes, wash dishes, and scrub toilets (really, who wouldn't be. eh hem!). But the reality is, there is only so much cleaning one can do before it pretty much just stays that way.

So when I've found I can no longer scrape the innards of the microwave or re-arrange the junk drawer, I wander the house aimlessly until a book catches my eye. This is where my problems begin...

Pick up a book...*yawn*...pull the covers up to my chin (because I'm frezzing)...*yawn*...read a chapter...*yawn*...adjust m position so not to feel so terribly sleepy...*yawn*...*SNORE*

It's a nightmare! I sit on my derriere and stare into nothingness until I pass out!

And now I'm having the weirdest dreams! Buying groceries for my friends parents. Being proposed to (by my husband!). Finding myself locked in a nursery at church with a thousand screaming kids (which we all know by my last blog i have no interest in what-so-ever). I am slowly losing my mind.

And to top it all off I spend far more time online than any human I know. I've literally dedicated myself to finding new bands to love. Although this is an interesting venture...it too gets old.

I'm BORED!!!! I need a hobby. I should go to the gym. HAHAHA!!! ohhh HAHAHA!!! HEHEHOHOHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now THAT was amusing!!!