My Good-Bye

Here's to extra large bottles of Heineken and funny porn. To hiding bottles and bras before elevator arrivals. To finding our "Sugar Daddy". To number 38 and 69 pole dancing till 1am. To uncontrollable hospital laughter, dancing out the gate, and black river tours. To paging "Mary Jane", swan ballet at Starbucks, and Oktoberfest at Foster. To late night Twizzler runs and Elephant sightings. To catching fish, meetings at Good Times, I-POD's, JackDaniel's, and tequila shots.

Go find yourself my friend! Take hold of all the world has to offer. The future is yours!

With all my love...Here's to choosing "Heather".